Tiger Woods Actually Loses

After Dec. 31, will no longer be forced to deal with the cognitive dissonance of seeing the world highest paid professional athlete to pull up tournament at the wheel of a Buick. Spokesman for GM and Woods said that the decision of ways, as the end of 08 was mutual, with Tiger who want to spend more time with family and GM looking for ways to cut costs wherever possible. General Motors announced today that it is severing ties with celebrity endorser Tiger Wood a year before their contract was set to end.